SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	New Chunks Explored:	76731
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2600
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	3602
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	383	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1858	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!