SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Towns Built:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4555	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Animals Bred:	148
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9529
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2022	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	3222	Crops Grown:	5350
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.