SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	81	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	9234
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	1263
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	173	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ores Mined:	5999	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8909

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	970	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Star Shards Collected:	285	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.