So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 New Chunks Explored: 521908
    Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4052 Dimension Hops: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 80
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7781 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Mythical Swords Crafted: 35
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • RexKraft

    RexKraft

    RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Mines Excavated: 3121
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blooh Network

    Blooh Network

    Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Dragon Eggs Found: 1311

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC

    HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Gods Slained: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Animals Bred: 40
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf

    GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MCFriendly

    MCFriendly

    We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Discord

    Discord

    A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Emeralds Found: 5880
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CaldasCraft

    CaldasCraft

    mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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