SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4336	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	8045	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	222

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	1059	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ores Mined:	5578
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	4967

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Crops Grown:	9988
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Animals Bred:	17	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Zombie Dances:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	100	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	105	Falling into the Void:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!