SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1082	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vanilla Tyme

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Vanilla Tyme is a survival server that offers a vanilla experience, with no game altering plugins.We are a whitelisted community. You must apply to play. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application. We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a dedicated staff team.• No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our expansive nether tunnels. Build and decorate your own tunnel! • No economy plugin! Everyone is encouraged to build a shop and compete in our trust-based diamond economy. Trade using other items too! • No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot and get building! • No pay-to-win! Supporters are offered EULA compliant perks. Everyone is on the same level! • Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members. • Participate in weekly events, weekly competitions, holiday celebrations, monthly build competitions, and even UHC!Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to Vanilla Tyme!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sapphire

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	252	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SolaceMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

SolaceMC is all about enhancing the Vanilla Minecraft experience. With your favourite classics such as Towny, mcMMO, Jobs and more, as well as tons of Custom tools and features, you’re sure to find yourself a new home in this community!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9976
Void Armor Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Peaceful Farms

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Peaceful FarmsWhat are we? Well, we are a farming economy server.What is the objective? Create the best farm you can! You have little limits on what you can build! Sell your crops and rank up, we have over 30 ranks that you can achieve!Do you have to farm? Of course not! For many players, the server is a haven for building as we are tough on grief and have systems to prevent it.What are you waiting for? Join Peaceful Farms! For a different type of Minecraft experience for all!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8242
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Gamers React minecraft

Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

We will be featuring a great community, amazing builds, awesome adventures and soo many opportunities for fun!Want to play Survival? You Got It!Want to play SkyBlock or Oneblock? You Got It!What else can we do? Super glad you asked; Tired of the same old 1.8 minecraft with no colors, no design potential, well at Gamers React we offer huge multiplayer worlds, hosted on on the best hardware featuring all the new blocks from 1.16, 1.17 and beyond. Want a blackstone piglin infested house. No problem! Want some weathered copper on your roof. Yea you can have that too!Go watch Gamers React on YouTube and we will see you soon. We will be featuring clips obtained on the server on the main YouTube Channel.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CwR Minecraft network

Bedwars, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

CwR MC Network comes with server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!» Survival SMP » Slimefun SMP » Lifesteal SMP » Bedwars » Kitpvp » Minigames » DuelsBEDROCK SUPPORTED!JAVA IP: mc.cwresports.lk BEDROCK IP: mc.cwresports.lk:19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrownMC Survival

Survival

CrownSMP is a friendly 1.18.2 – 1.19 Survival and Lifesteal network, which supports both Java and Bedrock players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	163	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9580

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.