SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Void Gems Collected:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Crops Grown:	7628
Void Armor Forged:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2588	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	6794	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Passages Found:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2391	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Void Armor Forged:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ores Mined:	1987

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ores Mined:	3814
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
New Chunks Explored:	246990	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1473	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	212	Emeralds Found:	2876
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.