SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	430417
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	138
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	420	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4982	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ores Mined:	6738
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3580

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2765	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Emeralds Found:	8434	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.