So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 195
Dragon Scales Harvested: 294 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
Magic Items Found: 7015 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WildCraft

    WildCraft

    WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Emeralds Found: 800 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • GamiFun Demon Slayer

    GamiFun Demon Slayer

    MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GRM Pixelmon

    GRM Pixelmon

    How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 177 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Iperios

    Iperios

    Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TNTWcraft

    TNTWcraft

    A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8258
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Animals Bred: 39 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MeepCraft

    MeepCraft

    Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Potions Brewed: 146

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Just Bucket

    Just Bucket

    Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

    Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Ores Mined: 8027
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Towns Built: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • EstCraft

    EstCraft

    The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8999 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 83

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 344 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 103 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Omnablock Network

    Omnablock Network

    Omnablock is an in-development network with 2 unique gamemodes that are “Survival with a twist”…Gamemode #1 is called TextureLack: every possible texture in the game has been taken away! In this world you must figure out how to survive when every block, item, entity and more are the exact same shade of white (or dark grey if you choose the dark mode pack). How will you get ores? How will you build your base when the colours of blocks don’t matter anymore? How will you avoid falling into lava pools in the daytime when they’re the same colour as the ground?? Change your gameplay and find out how much you’ve been taking Minecraft’s textures for granted!PLEASE NOTE: In order to prevent players exploiting the texturepack restriction by using mods, you cannot play this gamemode with Forge. Vanilla is required.Gamemode #2 is called Slice Of Life: in this mode, the entire world splits into 10-block wide strips of land. It feels like normal Survival at first, but you quickly realise that certain structures and biomes will be harder to find, so it’s important to survive with what land you’ve been given. Everything you build needs to fit within your 10-block strip, whether it’s a crop farm, mob grinder, or your base. You’ll need to change how you live in this gamemode where your land is only as wide as a 4-tier beacon!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • The Honeycomb

    The Honeycomb

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Potions Brewed: 82
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Gods Slained: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Harlon City Server

    Harlon City Server

    A server with an ever-growing country, featuring opportunities within business, building and politics. Hop on the functional metro to your brand new apartment and start your career on the server. Seek employment at a company or start your own – or maybe give a shot at the financial sector and trade stocks. If you’re unhappy with the ways things are run – call on your elected politicians for change, or maybe even run for office yourself?Buy yourself a car, or if you prefer to relax whilst traveling, hop onboard public transportation! Play sports and other mini-games: among others we have an exclusive hockey game, only playable in Harlon!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 283 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mines Excavated: 3356

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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