So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Endless Night Skies: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Underground Antics

    Underground Antics

    Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Tico Anarchy Server

    Tico Anarchy Server

    This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Juvelzone

    Juvelzone

    Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 85
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • DevilCraft Network

    DevilCraft Network

    Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CoralCraft

    CoralCraft

    CoralCraft is a SMP server running Survival, Minigames, and more coming up! Join our server to explore more about us 😀

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FNaFSisterServer

    FNaFSisterServer

    Help us bring back the original FSS. join the discord and let us know if you would be interested in helping us setup the server and bring it back to its former glory!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • All Games – ATM8

    All Games – ATM8

    Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its an ATM8 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some ATM8 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Emeralds Found: 1230 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2320 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

    Welcome – TwoTimesACharm Minecraft Server! Notes: Spawn Protection! Walk! Overworld and Nether: backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!) Server Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1896 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • iPocket Island

    iPocket Island

    Welcome to iPocket Island, where we’ve revived an Old School Factions server with a modern twist that takes you back to the good old days of Minecraft 1.5 in the Latest version of Minecraft. Get ready for an authentic factions PvP experience with all the classic features you love. From Vanilla God Sets to epic events like King of the Hill and challenging Boss fights, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Engage in thrilling PvP battles, raid enemy bases, Custom Fishing, Mining and grind for gold to secure your spot on the F top leaderboard. The best part? Our server is completely Non Pay To Win, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for all. Join us today at mc.ipocketisland.net and relive the nostalgia!Java IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Bedrock IP: mc.ipocketisland.net Port: 19132 Store: store.ipocketisland.net Discord: https://discord.gg/Z5MyDQQech

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PlayChorus

    PlayChorus

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • EagleMc

    EagleMc

    We are happy to welcome you! To our cracked/premium minecraft server! EagleMc, this server have an amazing minecraft and gaming community. Can’t wait to play? Join play.EagleMc.net now! we have the most famous games such as Bedwars, Survival, BoxPvP, Duels, PvP, KnockbackFFA, Counter-Strike, Parkour and much more You’re welcome to join our discord.gg/eaglemc We also support cross-play which means you can play with your friend at bedrock with the ip: bedrock.eaglemc.net port: 19132

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Undone Network

    Undone Network

    You’re bored? Join the Undone Network. Our Survival Custom features Mines, Keys, Dungeons, Custom Enchantments, and much more that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Mines Excavated: 3030
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Ores Mined: 7355 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • McCities

    McCities

    Live the city life! You can decide to abide by the laws or try your luck living a life of crime. You can work your way up in real estate, build houses in the creative world, or start your own shop in the mall, among many other things.If you’d prefer to live dangerously, become a criminal and deal drugs, obtain illegal guns, kill your enemies, and order hits on rivals with the server’s bounty system. You’ll have to outsmart and outrun our police force though!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Neverending Story

    Neverending Story

    Neverending Story The server was created for players who love this game. That’s why I decided to make something unique and balanced, where every player can find everything they love about Minecraft. at the same time, based on many years of experience, we give it a special touch together.We focus primarily on quality games together with friends and family and at the same time on the safety of the player, property and the entire server for a satisfied community.There is classic Survival, with an almost endless map. A fully developed economy is available, supplemented by several special methods for obtaining rewards. The whole game mechanics of the game itself is changed to several different skill levels of all kinds. There are adapted monsters with corresponding difficulties than in the original game. There are ready-made spells that everyone will be very happy to try. There is a lot of fun prepared here that you will never get tired of and you have to discover the main charm of the entire server yourself :3The life stories of each of us unfold every day, let’s share them together and create one great one that will have no end. We are really looking forward to seeing you o/

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GamingCrafters

    GamingCrafters

    Welcome to GamingCraftersSurvival RPG with custom elements, skills and progress system, jobs.We hope to see you in the GamingCrafters community!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 123 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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