So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Ethos Realms

    Ethos Realms

    Ethos Realms is a custom survival server containing features such as Guilds land protection, Charm Enchantments, and more! Join today for a free rankup @ Play.EthosRealms.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • unexmc

    unexmc

    An amazing MMORPG Classic survival! The server has everything you would want! Some of the features are: – Duel System – Skills System – Friends System – Custom Mobs – Custom Maps – Custom Items – Crates And GUILDS! What are guilds Well, it is the most amazing faction-like plugin, it allows you to create custom structures and to fight with other guilds for points and be first in the top! Join on our server now! We are happy to tell you more information in the server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 177 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Glassmc

    Glassmc

    GlassMC is a towny server with jobs, earnable ranks, and a PLAYER driven economy. Create a thriving town or play alone.

    Are you tired of players paying their way to the top? Well we don’t do that here. There is 0 monetization. Everything everybody has or will have will be earned through playing the server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Animals Bred: 148
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Flufftopia

    Flufftopia

    Welcome to Flufftopia, your friendly Minecraft economy server where players can dive into a vibrant virtual marketplace and a welcoming community.

    In Flufftopia, players have the opportunity to establish their own shops, trade goods with fellow players, and explore various ways to earn wealth.

    Beyond trading, Flufftopia encourages collaboration and friendship among players, whether it’s teaming up for building projects or participating in community events.

    With moderators ensuring fair play and a dynamic world ready for exploration, Flufftopia offers an enjoyable Minecraft experience for players of all skill levels. Join us today and become part of the fun in Flufftopia!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • The Ludicrous Bin Network

    The Ludicrous Bin Network

    We are a Network Server. We have survival, creative, HardcoreSurvival, and Mini-Games. Also please note we do have a ontime like plugin but the only way to move up in the server is to be online and just be a decent person. Minecraft Version 1.12.2 don’t mind what this site says about version

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Semi-Vanilla

    Semi-Vanilla

    I have started my own Semi-Vanilla minecraft server. Rules- No Griefing. No Chat Spamming. PvP is enabled and encouraged. Please be respectful. Please use common sense. Silk touching a spawner will drop the spawner. We use home commands as well as tpa. Please ” Try ” with your builds. And HAVE FUN!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ultra dino server

    Ultra dino server

    This is the best dinosaur server in the world we have Fossils and archeology biomes o plenty thaumcraft, an amazing custom world (and a few other unique mods). You will surely enjoy the company on our server, everyone will help you out with anything you might need!The staff team might not be the biggest but it surely is the best and most active!Come and join us in the most popular Dinosaur minecraft modded server out there

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4290 Dragon Scales Harvested: 326
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Azengard Factions

    Azengard Factions

    Azengard FACTIONS is a NEW FACTIONS server on the block! We provide a good Survival Experience for New players to play on we have a different types of stuffs to keep you busy on the server. we have Custom Help Guides, custom enchantments, Rank ups, Rentable Inns, Rentable Markets, and much more to keep you Busy. We will add Drop supplies soon so stay tuned for that. Come and Join Us now @ Azengard.mcho.us Discord Channel @ https://discord.gg/Svw3hYx Owner : Azethine Channel: http://youtube.com/azethine Owner : LimTheLime Channel: http://youtube.com/LimTheLime

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Freetimegaming

    Freetimegaming

    Hello, we are a very small server, but we still put a lot of effort into building maps and writing plugins. We look forward to seeing you 🙂 ! Ts: Freetimegaming.de

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Minexilon

    Minexilon

    MinExilon a Towny survival server offers a player managed economy. We have Towny Mythic Drops McMMO Jobs and unique things made by us. We have Ranks that allow you to unlock new commands and advantages, making you more powerful the more you play.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Tactus

    Tactus

    Minecraft servers that have become massive lose something very important; a sense of community! Welcome to Tactus, a server with a strong emphasis on community. On Tactus, start a town, make friends, get married, wage war, build spectacular structures, or even play our high quality mini games. Our players are not simply “players’ playing together. They’re friends. We are super welcoming of new players! Join Tactus, Our IP is Tactus.mcpro.co

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Airship Pirates World

    Airship Pirates World

    The Airship Pirates World Survival Server is a movecraft spigot server that runs on 1.9.2. It is owned by BaccaYarro.Our website is minecraftairshippirates.enjin.com and we also have a discord here if you’d like to ask to join. Discord link is: http://discord.gg/fjSXKtx. To join the server you must go to our website and request to whitelist.

    Follow this guide to be whitelisted: https://m.imgur.com/a/acYRr

    Also the whitelist is updated every 3-7 days so be patient!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Ozrynmc

    Ozrynmc

    OzrynMC is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!

    SERVER IP: play.ozryn.comSever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137Server Port [Java]: 25714

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 311060 Ether Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Darkhorizon

    Darkhorizon

    This server has 2 gamemodes Creative and Survival, nearly we will add more, we have the best survival you can ever imagine, what are you waiting enter and test it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Kabucraft

    Kabucraft

    KabuCraft is not pay to win, so you can play without worrying about losing all your progress!Here everyone has the same chance, with just a few extra commands/functions for VIPs.

    Survival has:Arena PvPEconomyCity with plotsWell with rewardsVote to remove rainPlayer and server storesSeveral men without VIP beingsSem Pay to winCustom worldLots of freedom to build whatever you want, from redstone to automatic farms

    IP: top.kabucraft.netSite: https://kabucraft.tebex.io/Discord: http://discord.gg/sNNW3YP

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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