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RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

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Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	7864	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Morning Dementia Drop

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

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Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Work Break Minecraft Server

Agreement, balance, Break, Chores, Communication, equality, exhaustion, family dynamics, Financial, Minecraft, new parent, parenting, paternity leave, postpartum, responsibilities, SAHM, Schedule, Server, sleep schedule, Support, support system, work

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

actually works, Creative, efficiency, everyday life, Hacks, HaxThatWork, Helpful, Innovative, life hack, life improvement, Minecraft, organization, practical advice, problem solving, productivity, shortcuts, smart solutions, smp, time-saving, Tips, too good to be true, Tricks, useful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8363	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.