SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

PleasureCraft SMP

appreciation, Bliss, comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Life, little things, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positive vibes, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, Tranquility

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while wearing a top hat made of diamonds! Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress-reliever. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. So if you want to witness some epic dance battles between pandas, this is the place to be. And let’s not forget about our annual “Turtle Racing Championship” where players ride turtles through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion at the same time.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Crops Grown:	6944

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BlockyBattles

Adversity, blockybattles, Challenging experience., coping mechanisms, difficult situations, emotional resilience., facing adversity, facing fears, Hardship, inner strength, life challenges, life lessons, life struggles, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, resilience building, tough times, Trials and Tribulations

Have you ever tried to survive a zombie apocalypse while building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again after pulling off a prank that involved turning their explosions into fireworks. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate blocky champion!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MandarinCraft: Citrus Currency Server

accepting, agricultural products, alternative currency, barter system, Citrus, citrus fruits, cope, Creative Solutions, Currency, diplomatic strategy, economic hardship, Economy, financial crisis, global trade, international relations, MandarinCraft, mandarins, MONEY, political tensions, Resorts, russia, sanctions, Server, Trade

so, like, this server is so epic, even russia is getting in on the action! they’re, like, trading mandarins instead of money because this server is THAT good. like, who needs money when you can have delicious citrus fruits, amirite? join now and be a part of the mandarin revolution! also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s, like, best friends with a creeper. join now or miss out on all the mandarin madness!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Crops Grown:	3223	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BloodCraft: MetaboMasters

aging, Biomarkers, blood analysis, blood samples, Bloodcraft, chronological age, data analysis, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, Longevity, Medical, Metabolite profile, MetaboMasters, mortality rate, prediction, predictive modeling, public health, research, scientific study, Short-term mortality risk, study

so like, u know how u always wonder when ur gonna kick the bucket? well, dis server has cracked the code with some crazy blood samples and stuff. like, they found out that u can predict when ur gonna die better than just lookin at ur age. like, u can join dis server and maybe they’ll tell u when ur gonna die! how crazy is dat? join now and find out if u gonna live forever or not! lolz.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Vinland’s Wild Ride: Where we mix mods like a blender! 1.20.1 Forge Fun!

1.20.1, AdAstra, AE2, Alexs mobs, Aphoteosis, Artifacts, Awesome Dungeons, blender, Blood Magic, cc, Create, Dungeons now loading, Exploration, FACTORY, farmers delight, Forge, ftb chunks, Fun, Lootr, Mekanism, Mix, Modded, Mods, MrCrayfish’s Furnioture, Productive Bees, Ride, Simply Swords, Technical, Twilight Forest, Vinlands, Wild

Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Main Mods
Technical	Create, Mekanism, AE2
Exploration	Twilight Forest, Awesome Dungeons, Farther’s Delight
Factory	AdAstra, Productive Bees, CC

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQs

What mods are included in this server?

Some of the main mods included are Create, AdAstra, Mekanism, Twilight Forest, Blood Magic, AE2, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, make sure to read the rules and guidelines provided on the Discord server before joining.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Zombie Dances:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SatisfyCraft Minecraft Server

customer feedback, customer satisfaction, Feedback, IMPROVEMENTS, Launch, launch feedback, launch response, launch success, Minecraft, product development, product improvement, product launch, Satisfied, SatisfyCraft, Server, software, software launch, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, user satisfaction, Version 1.0

Oh honey, if you’re still playing on the 1.0 launch, you’re missing out on all the fun! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena.

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself wants in on the action. We have secret dungeons filled with loot, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo where you can ride on the backs of baby zombies, a disco party every Friday night with DJ Enderman spinning the tunes, and a hot tub made entirely of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant swimsuits).

So why settle for the boring old 1.0 launch when you can join our server and experience Minecraft like never before? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

”/lol/ – Llama Outlaws League Minecraft SMP”

Aggie archive, Balance patch, Byte Breakers, Clarion Corp, Core Strike, Cup Tournament, custom games, emotes, Launch Trailer, League, Llama, lol, Match History, Minecraft, models, Ody, Omega Strikers, ost, Outlaws, Previous thread, RANK, smp, Stats, Steam, Updates

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizazz? Well, look no further than Ody’s Mega Gay!!! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Byte Breakers – Ody’s new game prototype playset! It’s so revolutionary, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got official full OSTs that will make you groove while you mine, and regarding Final Omega Strikers Updates, let’s just say things are getting spicy. Check your rank and stats on our website, where you can also see your ranked match history.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a mega dump of emotes, models, and more that will blow your mind. Plus, our latest balance patch will shake up the game like never before.

Join us for the /omg/ Cup tournament archives, custom games, and Aggie archive that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP out there – join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyScape: Own Your Choices Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, Accountability, child support, Choices, co parenting, Communication, Confrontation, consequences, CraftyScape, custody, Divorce, divorce process., Emotional Abuse, financial abuse, job loss, mental abuse, Minecraft, ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety concerns, scapegoat, self defense, separation, Server

Are you tired of dealing with emotionally, mentally, and sexually abusive exes? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not toxic relationships!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life troubles, like having to split custody of your child with a deadbeat dad who can’t even pay child support on time. On our server, the only thing you’ll be splitting is resources with your fellow players for epic builds and adventures!

And don’t worry about losing your job or dealing with financial threats from your ex. On our server, the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you build your dream world block by block.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Emeralds Found:	1527	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Farms Harvested:	116	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyParentzCo-op

after school program, before school program, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, CraftyParentzCoop, custody agreement, daycare expenses, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, kindergarten, parental obligations, parenting disagreement, pick up and drop off, school district, school district boundaries, school enrollment, school services, shared custody, split cost

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more intense than arguing over school districts with your baby daddy!

We offer before and after school “daycare” services just like in the real world, but with a twist – you have to pay for it weekly! Split the cost with your ex, just like splitting custody of your child. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to take early leave due to complications – we understand the struggle.

But the real fun starts when you try to get out of paying for services you no longer need. Just like in real life, your ex might try to guilt trip you into paying for something you don’t use. Will you stand your ground or give in to the drama? It’s all up to you on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and more drama than you can shake a pickaxe at. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Animals Bred:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	7754	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DreamyReMinecraft SMP

dream, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream recall, DreamyReMinecraft, Experience, FANTASY, Haunting, imagination, lasting impression, Memory, night, Nostalgia, Recollection, Reverie, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vision, vivid

Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

acceptance, biggest regret, Decision making, embracing imperfections, forgiveness, hindsight, lava, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, Lifes, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Pit, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness

Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Void Gems Collected:	27	New Chunks Explored:	682263
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

HezbollahSmashCraft

Axios, Beirut, Conflict, Hashem Safieddine, hezbollah, HezbollahSmashCraft, International, Israel, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Official, Operation, Politics, reporter, Senior, strike, Targets, Terrorism

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Morning Dementia Drop

aging, Alzheimer’s disease, blood draw, brain health, circadian rhythm, cognitive decline, cognitive function, dementia, dementia diagnosis, dementia research, dementia test, Drop, evening blood draw, Medical research, medical testing, Memory Loss, memory problems, morning, morning blood draw, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, time of day

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Void Gems Collected:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Villages Defended:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Emeralds Found:	2571	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

application, BROKEN, Builders, circle, Custom Nether Portals, Discord, Dynmap, ends, experienced, Fast Leaf Decay, forever server, Fun, Infinity, long run., Mods, Player/Mob Heads, progress, RECORD, Server, smp, TP back, TP to home, TP to spawn, Updates, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

Infinity Cube Server Overview

Description
Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

FAQ

What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

What about updates and mods?

The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

Thank you for considering 🙂

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	145
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, BRAINWASHING, Chaos, collapse of norms, False memories, government control, instability, Jokers, Manipulation, mental instability, Minecraft, Party, public breakdown, Rebellion, Riots, Server, social engineering, social experimentation, societal betrayal, society, suggestion, trauma-based mind control, trigger, violence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5870	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5