Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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