Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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