Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 28
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 19

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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