Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Emeralds Found: 2734 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5704
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Towns Built: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

    / Hoc / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

    Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

    Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 958 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • HangryHubbyHungerGames

    HangryHubbyHungerGames

    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

    So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

    DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyBattles

    BlockyBattles
    Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

    KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

    we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

    also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

    so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 83
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

    UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
    haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SevTech ModArchy

    SevTech ModArchy

    Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

    SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

    High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

    Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

    Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    Why Choose Us?

    🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise.
    🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    Our Features:

    🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever
    🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds
    🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy
    🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bag Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for insane events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of books and dodge flying pencils to win epic prizes. Or how about participating in the Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough), where you’ll have to break through walls of obsidian using only a carrot on a stick?

    But that’s not all! We also have Grand Assault missions like fighting Gregorius in an Indoor Torment with Heavy Armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft combat like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cash Money Minecraft SMP

    Cash Money Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a financial noob in the real world? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have the chance to invest your virtual riches in our exclusive diamond market, where the prices fluctuate more than a creeper’s mood. Who needs stocks and crypto when you can become a virtual billionaire in our pixelated paradise? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make it rain diamonds in the most absurdly awesome way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 134 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • NephewCraft vs SisterSquad

    NephewCraft vs SisterSquad
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy story of our server owner.

    Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.

    Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?

    Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.

    So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 190 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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