Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Excited4Tech Minecraft SMP

5g technology, Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, autonomous vehicles, biotechnology, clean energy, Excited4Tech, gene editing, Internet of Things, machine learning, medical advancements, Minecraft, nanotechnology, quantum computing, renewable energy, robotics, scientific advancement, smart cities, smp, space exploration, technological advancement, virtual reality, wearable technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lab filled with futuristic gadgets and gizmos. They stumbled upon a machine that could turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a push of a button! Can you imagine the riches waiting for you on our server?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have learned how to ride pigs and shoot lasers from their eyes. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Who knows what kind of insane adventures and technological advancements await you on our server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyConfessions

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Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

adoption, America, born out of wedlock, catholic church, child welfare, export, Family secrets, hidden past, historical scandal, IllegitimateCraft, international scandal, investigative journalism, Italian children, Italian orphans, new book, ORPHAN, orphans, Program, religious institution, social injustice, undocumented history, Vatican, Vatican program

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	630932

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Boxed Cat Chaos

alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Box, boxed, cat, Chaos, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Experiment, inside, Observation, Observe, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum Mechanics, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, theoretical physics, thought experiment, uncertainty, wave function collapse

So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Paradise Network

Prison

Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9448	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Nikashi SMP

Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Community, creative builder, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, friendly community, game modes, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Nikashi SMP, pocket edition, Server, Survival

Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

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NovaCraft: Revival S1

Server Version	1.21.1
Features	Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
Launch Status	Awaiting big launch with original and new members
Rules	Available in Discord server
Discord Username	_schlime
Application Process	Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
Server IP	dogpound.modded.fun
Whitelist	Players must be accepted before joining

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

2. What version is the server running on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

3. How can I apply to join the server?

To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

Brazil, Brazilian culture, Brazilian customs, Brazilian economy, Brazilian education, Brazilian food, Brazilian geography, Brazilian government, Brazilian history, Brazilian language, Brazilian lifestyle, brazilian music, Brazilian people, Brazilian society, Brazilian sports, Brazilian traditions, Crafty, globetrotter, International, Minecraft, Server, south america, tourism, travel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

abandonment, Abuse, anger problems, anxiety, family, Father, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, HalfSisEdu, healing, high school, Insecurity, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mother, narcissism, no contact, pushback, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Support

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

ASKED, Boundaries, Communication, Delivery, Etiquette, family, health concerns, Labor, long distance relationships, Messaging, Motherhood, personal space, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, questions, relationships, Respect, self-care, stress, Support, Updates, UterusCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

RedditHorrorStories SMP

chilling, creepy, creepy encounters, Disturbing, Frightening, ghost stories, Horror, internet, Mysterious, Online Community, Paranormal, real life horror, reddit, reddit users, reddithorrorstories, Scary, smp, spooky, Terrifying, true stories, unexplained, unsettling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NoSelfControlSnacks

Binge Eating, comfort food, cravings, discipline, Food, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Junk Food, Moderation, NoSelfControlSnacks, self-control, snack, sweets, temptation, Treats, Unhealthy, Weakness, Willpower

Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Acai Looks Like Noob

Acai, Amazon, Antioxidant, berry, Boost, Bowl, DELICIOUS, ENERGY, Exotic, healthy, immune system, long tail tag, noob, Nutritious, organic, pronunciation, smoothie, Superfood, syllables, Tropical, vitamin-rich, weight loss

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

marine life, ocean predators, sea creatures, Sea Urchins, Server, Shark attacks, Shark Awareness., shark behavior, Shark Biology, shark conservation, Shark Ecology, Shark Feeding Habits, Shark Hunting, shark populations, shark protection, shark research, shark species, Shark Videos, Sharks, underwater footage, Urchins, Wild, wildlife

Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Mines Excavated:	2879	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.