Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
Emeralds Found: 5088 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Star Shards Collected: 284
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Star Shards Collected: 165
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Ores Mined: 4171 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8667
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimension Hops: 8 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 425 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 45
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1441

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Zombie Dances: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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