SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP squeejcraft.com
Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

  • Be respectful. Be chill
  • No discrimination
  • No arguing or fighting
  • Hacking is not allowed
  • X-Ray is not allowed
  • Griefing is not allowed
  • Stealing is not allowed
  • Avoid swearing if possible
  • No excessive overbreeding
  • No advertising

FAQ

Question Answer
Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

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    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 88 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Pixel Protection Network

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Ores Mined: 2222 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Mines Excavated: 1617 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Emeralds Found: 7725
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

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    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Crops Grown: 3660 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 New Chunks Explored: 494811
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 1013
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

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    Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

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    Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

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    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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