SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP squeejcraft.com
Discord https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

  • Be respectful. Be chill
  • No discrimination
  • No arguing or fighting
  • Hacking is not allowed
  • X-Ray is not allowed
  • Griefing is not allowed
  • Stealing is not allowed
  • Avoid swearing if possible
  • No excessive overbreeding
  • No advertising

FAQ

Question Answer
Can I use mods on the server? No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules? While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen? Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players? Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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