SpyCraft: HouthiHijinks

American, arrested, Conflict, Espionage, foreign relations, government crackdown, HouthiHijinks, Houthis, intelligence, international affairs, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, secret agents, SECURITY, spy cell, Spycraft, Surveillance, Terrorism, undercover operation, Yemen

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, even the Yemen’s Houthis are talking about it! They say we have an ‘American-Israeli spy cell’ running around causing chaos and mayhem. But don’t worry, we’re just here to have a good time and mine some diamonds!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those Houthis what real Minecraft fun looks like!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

apply, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, java, Mods, New server, no-tp, PRETEND, proximity chat, Qol, QoL mods, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smooth gameplay, smp, Suggestions, Trust, trust-based, Votes, Whitelist, world, World Map

Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

game balance, game community, game design, game design decisions, game developers, game development, game development process, game features, game fixes, game improvement, Game Mechanics, game mechanics overhaul, game patches, game redesigns, game ruining, game updates, indie games, Minecraft, player feedback, RogueCraft, roguelike, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	7687	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	342220	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	2100
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	352521	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	430
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	147
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Star Shards Collected:	239

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crops Grown:	8690
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1982
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Void Armor Forged:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.