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PeePee Palace

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come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Towns Built:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyCancerCare – Keep your health bar full!

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join our epic minecraft server and become a blocky warrior fighting against the evil forces of cancer! we have crazy battles where you can use diamond swords to defeat cancerous mobs and save the world from destruction! with over $43 billion in total health care costs, you know this server is serious about kicking cancer’s butt! whether you have private insurance, medicare, medicaid, or no insurance at all, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and help us defeat this deadly disease once and for all! come join us and be a hero in the fight against cancer!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MyLittleServer Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “MyLittleServer” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Enival: Where we all pretend to trust each other in a semi-vanilla world with some QoL mods!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQs

Q: How can I join Enival server?

A: You can apply by joining the Discord server and following the instructions.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, please check the rules channel on Discord for the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Please be respectful of other players’ builds.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

RogueCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Magic Items Found:	3897	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Potions Brewed:	130	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

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Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8682
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7470	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Farms Harvested:	890
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1906	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

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Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7588
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9