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KekCraft: Maximum LOLs in Minecraft

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of playing with boring players who don’t know how to have a good time? Well, look no further because on this server, we only accept the dankest of memers and the most hardcore gamers around.

Join us if you’re ready to stop talking shit and start dominating the virtual world like never before. We don’t mess around here – if you’re not getting codes, then you better believe shit is about to change for you.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. We’re all about maximum kek and epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to insane adventures that will have you coming back for more.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of something truly legendary. But remember, if you’re not with us, then you’re against us. And trust me, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of the armies of darkness that are amassing in the figurative fucking West.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Crafty McCraftFace

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we celebrate the true origins of pizza! Did you know that pizza, along with most other shItalian dishes, is actually an American invention? That’s right, forget about Italy, America is where it’s at!

Join our server and experience the GLORY of American-style pizza. We have all the classics, from New York thin crust to Chicago deep-dish. And guess what? Americans invented 10 out of 11 pizza varieties, so you know you’re in for a TREAT.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that shItalians didn’t even know how to make tomato sauce until Americans showed them? That’s right, their so-called “pizza” is just lumpy dough with cheese and pomegranate juice baked into it. Yuck!

So come on down to our server and enjoy a delicious mozzarella pizza with tomato sauce, ground beef, and pepperoni. And don’t forget to thank America for EVERYTHING. After all, shItalians “invented” pizza the same way pajeets “invented” curry. It’s all just a big joke, really.

Join us now for a WILD ride through the world of American pizza. Who needs Italy when you have us? See you on the server, pizza lovers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BouncyBoobsCraft: Where the Fun Bounces Right at You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your breasts bounce with excitement? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the pixels are bouncing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with breast-bouncing adventures, where you can build your own castle made entirely of boobs (just kidding, that would be weird).

But seriously, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate breast-bouncing fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Kike Kingdom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total badass?

Join our server and experience the thrill of leveling entire cities in a matter of minutes!

Forget about being humiliated, on our server you’ll be the one doing the humiliating! Watch as 44 Mossad agents get destroyed and 2 military airbases blown to bits!

And the best part? You’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that even after almost a week, your enemies are still too scared to do anything other than kvetch on social media!

Join now and witness the power of the Big Iranian Cock (BIC)!

Don’t be a cuck like the Kikes, join our server and show them how it’s done!

And guess what? Our server is so epic that even Netanyahu cancelled a retaliatory strike against Iran after talking to Biden! That’s right, you’ll be part of a server so intense that even world leaders are getting involved!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner warrior!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Forever Alone Craft

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your chances of finding love? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to lonely nights spent mining for diamonds.

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a queen (or king) and ride into battle on a unicorn with diamond armor. Who needs a wife when you have a loyal ender dragon by your side?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it, if you find this majestic creature, all your wildest dreams will come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and craft your way to a happily ever after. Who needs a wife when you have a world full of adventure and pixelated wonders?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	2265	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Portal Pals: Enter the Isekai Adventure!

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Are you tired of boring, mediocre isekai worlds with lackluster lore? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the most EPIC and IMMERSIVE worldbuilding and lore you’ve ever seen!

Join us on this server and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and UNBELIEVABLE quests. Explore our meticulously crafted world that is bursting with CREATIVITY and IMAGINATION unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Forget about those other isekai servers that claim to be the best. Our server is the real deal, offering TOP-NOTCH worldbuilding and lore that will leave you speechless. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to be blown away by the sheer AWESOMENESS of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun!

Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from any potential wars between countries. Who needs to worry about real-life conflicts when you can create your own peaceful paradise in Minecraft?

Plus, with our global pandemic-safe server, you can socialize and make new friends without any risk of getting sick. It’s the perfect way to stay connected while staying safe!

So come on, join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, explore, and have a great time together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Fiesta – Taco Town

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our sky limit is the level of fun you’ll have! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails and zombie chickens that drop diamonds instead of feathers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move better than any player on the server. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret enchanted taco stand hidden deep within the enchanted forest, where you can trade your emeralds for the most delicious tacos in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the giant flying pigs that roam the skies, they’re known for stealing players’ diamond armor and replacing it with leather pants. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught wearing those on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	952709
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7617	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty LOLs: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Looking for an amazing game to play? Look no further! Join our server and embark on an epic journey to the final dungeon. But be warned, it may take you 6 months to finish it!

Once you finally defeat the final boss, get ready to be hit with a wave of depression like never before. But hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell, right?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat all in one place!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCraft: Where even Iran’s air defense can’t stop the fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where our air defense is so OP, it has a 99% hit rate against even our best weapons! Like, what nuuuu 😂🚀

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while building your epic base. Trust us, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode but with a side of adrenaline rush! 💥

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and give you a taste of what it’s like to be a real-life superhero, then look no further. Join us now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🦸‍♂️💣

Disclaimer: No actual missiles were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dragon’s Doge-ma Craft Server: Woofing Adventures Await!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience a world filled with dragons, dungeons, and dogmas! Join us for an adventure like no other, where you can create your own pawns to help you conquer the land.

Our server is so epic that even Capcom conducted an official survey on it, and the results were off the charts! We have patch notes that will blow your mind, and a Steam page that will make you want to never leave.

Create your own character using our archiver tool, and equip them with the most insane skills, core skills, and augments you can imagine. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and check out our pawn guild for the best pawns in town.

Don’t believe us? Check out our wiki for all the details, and read the pastebin to see just how OP Dragon’s Dogma 1 was. Previous cycle was just a warm-up, this cycle is going to be even more epic!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PsychoCraft: Where Sad Losers Become Psychos

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Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server! Are you tired of being a sad loser in real life? Well, have no fear because on our server, every sad loser transforms into a psycho mastermind!

Join us and embark on a journey of insanity and chaos. Build your own mad scientist laboratory, create potions that defy the laws of nature, and unleash your inner psycho on unsuspecting players.

But be warned, this state of mind isn’t meant for the weak-hearted. Only the craziest and most twisted players can survive and thrive in our world of madness. So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner psycho and unleash chaos like never before, join us on our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	61351	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5354

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InheritCraft: Where winning a court battle means 234,000 diamonds!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild! Join now to be a part of an epic battle for a whopping 234,000 euros inheritance! It’s a secret family feud over assets, but don’t worry, we’ll keep it hush hush.

Imagine investing in STOCKS that are actually blocks, running a RESTAURANT where the customers are creepers, mining for CRYPTOCURRENCY in the form of diamonds, or building an APARTMENT made entirely out of gold blocks! Who needs a boomer rock when you can have a diamond pickaxe?

Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin! Who knows, you might just walk away with a virtual fortune and bragging rights for days!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft Madness: MENA Edition

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~Omen the Paranormal Edition~

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to wander into the depths of our server’s haunted mansion. Little did they know, they would come face to face with the ghost of a creeper who just wanted to be friends. And guess what? They became the best of buddies, blowing up everything in sight together!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cave filled with dancing zombies who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a zombie in a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Omen the Paranormal Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, you might even make friends with a ghostly Enderman who’s a master at building pixelated sandcastles. Don’t believe me? Check out this video of our server in action: Click Here

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9157	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5