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Crafty McLaughy – Where Minecraft is the only way to play something!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on sleeping pills? Well, THIS server is the cure for your gaming blues! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive llamas, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to any player brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Disco Dungeon where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on THIS server? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Crops Grown:	5815	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dynamite Divas Minecraft

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Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything goes, including bombing Muslim girls! Just kidding, we don’t condone violence in any form. But if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and build amazing structures, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join us and experience the thrill of blowing up creepers and zombies with your TNT cannons. Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And who knows, you might even encounter a rare pink sheep that farts rainbows!

But the real reason to join our server is the community. Our players are like one big dysfunctional family, always ready to lend a hand or share a laugh. So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, no actual bombing of anyone, especially not Muslim girls.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Barefoot Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for a wild and wacky time! Imagine a world where your Indian friend shows up to your birthday party wearing flipflops, a fake Ralph Lauren polo shirt, and cheap AliExpress jeans without deodorant – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

But that’s not all! Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on llamas while battling zombie pigs with diamond swords. Or how about building a giant toilet house in the sky and inviting all your friends over for a ridiculous party?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and leave your seriousness at the door – because on our server, anything goes!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty Charlie’s Chaos

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is no posting Charlie images… unless they’re CHARLIE THE UNICORN images, then it’s totally allowed! We’ve got a community of players who are as wild and wacky as a pack of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster ride.

Join us for INSANE adventures where you can ride GIANT CHICKENS into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Build your own CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE and defend it from pesky players who try to steal your MOON ROCKS.

But remember, the most important rule of all is to never, ever post any CHARLIE images that aren’t related to unicorns. Trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you break that rule… let’s just say it involves a lot of EXPLODING SHEEP. So come join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4971	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty N’ Crazy: The Manly Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for your reparations from the descendants of Romans? Well, look no further because this Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us and embark on a quest to claim what is rightfully yours in the virtual world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On this Minecraft server, you can also ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and start your journey to reclaim your long overdue reparations in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be so much fun?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Scammers: Bloodstained Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game came out in 2019 and they still haven’t released the final DLC stuff kek! Imagine playing on a server where Chaos mode turns all the mobs into dancing llamas, new costumes transform you into a blocky superhero, Vs mode pits players against each other in epic battles, and second classicvania mode transports you to a pixelated vampire world. What the fuck is going on? Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Banker’s Block Party: Minecraft Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the bankers are so screwed that they’re probably mining for diamonds in the virtual world too! 🤣 Join us and experience the chaos as players ape into precious metals like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the creepers on our server have started investing in gold armor to protect their precious loot. You never know what you’ll find in this wild and wacky world.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a zombie villager trying to trade his rotten flesh for a shiny new gold block? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on all the insane fun and join us today. Who knows, you might even strike it rich in our virtual economy. See you in the game! 🤑

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Lost in Blockville

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams come true! Feeling lost and numb in real life? Join our server and experience a whole new world of excitement and adventure!

Our server is so INSANE that once you join, you’ll never want to leave! Build your own CASTLE made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride on a FLYING PIG to explore different dimensions, and battle against a GIANT CHICKEN boss for epic loot!

Don’t know what to do anymore in real life? That’s okay, because on our server, the possibilities are endless! Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	426
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ClockWife’sTits LOLzCraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!

Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Final Fantasy XVI: Creeper’s Revenge

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind!

Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and unbelievable surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with a flock of those feathered friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Emeralds Found:	6687
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by weak and less capable women in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, Women are weaker and less capable than you! Join now for a chance to show off your superior skills and dominate the game like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond-encrusted llamas that drop stacks of enchanted golden apples with every kill. These majestic creatures can only be found in our server, so don’t miss out on the opportunity to ride into battle on a sparkling llama steed.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of super-intelligent chickens who will peck away any griefers or trolls that dare to enter? These feathered guardians are highly trained in the art of combat and will stop at nothing to keep our server safe and troll-free.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most unbelievable adventures in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Potions Brewed:	63
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Ores Mined:	2455

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Back to the FutureCraft – ’99 General

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the past is so last year! Join us for a wild ride filled with spell cards and storytelling like you’ve never seen before. Our server is fully voiced in 4 languages, so you can enjoy the drama in whatever language tickles your fancy.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, Patch 1.5 – Revival! The Uluru Games, is sure to blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on the Rate-up Banners featuring Spathodea (Beast Carry) and Eternity (Mineral Carry). You won’t want to miss out on these epic characters.

Looking for some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides on everything from arcanists & team building to Psychube strategies. And let’s not forget about the Insight materials cheat sheet – because who has time to figure that out on their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use these codes like 1999GIFT and CourageandInsight to unlock some sweet rewards. And remember, in our server, it’s always AprilFish!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Enchantments Applied:	291

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft Mania: The ADHD Edition

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server where you can escape the subhuman condition and enter a world of pure chaos and fun!

Join us for insane adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even summon a herd of dancing sheep!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started doing the floss dance! So come on over and let’s party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around then, but who cares)!

Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	996	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixelated Pooptopia

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered a parallel universe where yuri on ice meets Minecraft! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of lolz and memes as you explore our virtual world filled with unicorns riding rainbows and llamas doing the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic building contests where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireworks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the minecraft caves where creepers bust a move to Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the next big thing in the gaming world – the ultimate fusion of yuri on ice and Minecraft! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace hidden in our pixelated world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Christ is KingCraft

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Why should you join? Because we have unicorns flying around and leprechauns dancing in the streets! Our server is so magical, even Santa Claus comes to visit all year round!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against zombie llamas with watermelon swords! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden diamond disco party!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Potions Brewed:	143	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2