SportyCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Spear Me the Drama Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting owned in Minecraft by zombies, creepers, and other players? Well, fear no more because on our server, we give all players a magical spear that guarantees victory in every battle! That’s right, with our spear in hand, you’ll be unstoppable!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs that can fly. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs with diamonds. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server, towering over them in all your chicken glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to lose when you have a spear, flying pigs, and giant chickens on your side?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Welcome to Goatopia – Where goats rule and you survive! 🐐🌟🏰🎮🎉 #NOSquareRootsAllowed

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Gratopia Server Overview

Version	1.20 Java & Bedrock
Connect With	IP: gratopia.gg
Bedrock Port	19132

Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to make new friends! We hope to see you in game!

Gratopia has a ton of features but here are some of the player favorites:

Events: There’s always some type of in-game event going on. You will always have something to do when playing on Gratopia!
Player Warps: Create a custom warp that others can visit! Want to make your town and rent out spaces for new players to live? Create a playerwarp!
Custom Enchants: Vanilla enchantments are nice and all, but we all know them by now. This server has a couple custom enchants (none that are over the top) that give you something else to grind for! Type /ce
Dungeons: Gratopia has entire boss fights and custom mobs. These mobs drop items that make it possible to obtain custom gear!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I connect to the server?	You can connect using the IP address: gratopia.gg and port 19132 for Bedrock players.
Are there in-game events?	Yes, there are always in-game events happening on Gratopia for players to participate in.
What are player warps?	Player warps are custom locations created by players that others can visit. Players can create their own towns or special areas for others to explore.
What are custom enchants?	Gratopia offers custom enchantments that players can obtain through gameplay. These enchants add a new element to the game.
What can I find in dungeons?	Dungeons in Gratopia feature boss fights and custom mobs that drop items for players to obtain custom gear.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Potions Brewed:	158	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Items Found:	6656	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Aztecraft VS Hypixel

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Hypixel	Aztecraft
Large player base	Dedicated to survival and roleplay
Many game modes and minigames	Varied plugins for a unique experience
Professional and experienced staff	Focus on creating a more engaging environment
Frequent updates and events	Avoids the monotony of other servers
High quality server performance	May have a smaller player base

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel has a large player base, many game modes, professional staff, frequent updates, and high quality server performance.

What sets Aztecraft apart from other servers?

Aztecraft is dedicated to survival and roleplay, offers varied plugins for a unique experience, focuses on creating a more engaging environment, and avoids the monotony of other servers.

Which server would be better for minigame lovers?

Hypixel would be a better choice for minigame lovers due to its many game modes and minigames.

For players looking for a more immersive experience, which server should they choose?

Aztecraft would be the preferable option for players seeking a more immersive experience with its focus on survival, roleplay, and unique plugins.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mines Excavated:	1929	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ZombieCraft: Where Everything Goes Wrong But It’s Still Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive griefing, epic battles between factions, and a management team that is more chaotic than a herd of chickens on roller skates.

The “Council” on our server was a complete disaster, with members constantly backstabbing each other and trying to take control of the server. And don’t even get us started on Omega’s management – they were so incompetent that they accidentally turned the entire server into a giant lava pit!

But fear not, because we have learned from their mistakes and now offer a server experience like no other. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a rollercoaster of madness and mayhem that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old stability when you can have chaos and excitement at every turn? Join us now and see for yourself – just make sure to bring a fire extinguisher, things tend to get a little hot around here!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

FilterCraft: Where even the creepers get censored!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world filled with amateur racing car enthusiasts who do what car enthusiasts do best – race like complete amateurs!

Picture this: you’re zooming down a pixelated track in a blocky sports car, dodging obstacles like exploding creepers and flying pigs. The adrenaline rush is real, my friend. And the best part? Our amateur racers have no idea what they’re doing, so chaos and hilarity ensue at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to compete in ridiculous racing challenges like the “Chicken Crossroad Dash” or the “Enderman Slalom Showdown.” Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner amateur racing car enthusiast run wild. Just be prepared for some seriously LOL-worthy moments and epic fails along the way. See you on the track!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineWatch: Digging for Victory!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to embark on Venture’s Adventures, where you can be the hero of your own story. Watch out for the Season 10 trailer, it’s so epic it’ll make you want to jump into your computer screen!

But wait, there’s more! We have a new hero, Venture, who will blow your mind with their amazing abilities. And don’t even get me started on the Competitive rework – it’s like a whole new game! Plus, we have Clash gamemode trials and Mirrorwatch mode for some extra craziness.

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Pride Event coming up that will make you want to strut your stuff, and a Porsche Collab that will have you racing around the map in style. Oh, and did I mention the Space Ranger coming in Season 12? Yeah, it’s gonna be out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Safe Haven: Where You Can Trust People Saying It’s Safe

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Taylor Swift’s next political move? Look no further, because on our server, anything can happen!

Join us for a wild ride where Taylor Swift is not just a pop star, but a potential future president. That’s right, she’s secretly plotting her way to the White House, with Florida as her key to victory. With her fans in the Sunshine State ready to make it happen, Taylor could be calling the shots in the Oval Office before you know it.

But that’s not all – with shady deals, cloak and dagger tactics, and a House of Representatives showdown, this server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will the Republicans betray Trump? Will the Democrats clean house? Will Taylor Swift become the ultimate compromise candidate? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a Taylor Swift presidency, come on down and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a political thriller that even Taylor herself couldn’t have dreamed up.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ores Mined:	2659	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyAnon’s LOLz Server: No. 265994802

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, our server is home to the legendary Pig Knight who has never lost a battle, except for that one time when he accidentally sneezed and fell off his pig. But hey, nobody’s perfect, right? Join us and experience the thrill of epic pig jousting tournaments, build your own floating castle in the sky, and maybe even discover the secret recipe for turning dirt blocks into gold! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Clash: Creeper vs. Steve

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where two peoples are locked in an epic struggle for dominance.

On one side, we have the Potato People. These spud-tacular beings have built an entire civilization out of potatoes and are determined to take over the server with their starchy power. But fear not, because on the other side we have the Carrot Crusaders. These veggie-loving warriors will stop at nothing to defend their beloved carrots and squash the Potato People’s plans.

Join the Potato People and harness the power of the almighty potato to conquer the server. Or join the Carrot Crusaders and fight alongside your vegetable brethren to protect your precious carrots. The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this crazy Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the vegetable wars begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	3823	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SushiCraft: Where Japanese Chuds Rule!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Japanese players are actually secret chuds who have been hiding their true nature all along. But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of ninja pandas ready to take them down and restore peace to the server!

Not only that, but we’ve got a hidden underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who have a taste for adventure. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of the server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a hilariously wacky and unpredictable journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Digging Divas Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for epic battles where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Will you be the one to conquer the land and get your pussy (cat) to rule over all? Or will you be the brave soul who takes on the challenge of getting anal (diamonds) deep in the mines? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find another server like ours! So come on, join us and let the crazy adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	6762
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Vidya Bunny Adventures: Where Pixels and Bunnies Collide!

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Have you ever wondered why vidya bunnies exist? Well, let me tell you a little secret – they were created by our Minecraft server to bring joy and chaos to all who join! These mischievous bunnies roam the land, causing mayhem and hilarity wherever they go. But fear not, for they are also here to guide you on your epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a vidya bunny, armed with a carrot sword and a diamond helmet. Take on epic quests, build insane structures, and battle other players in epic PvP battles. And who knows, you may even uncover the secret of why these adorable yet chaotic creatures exist in the first place.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey like no other. Vidya bunnies await you, ready to lead you on a wild and wacky adventure through the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Impact: Genshin LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you laughing and scratching your head.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Imagine fighting off creepers with a giant spoon or riding pigs into battle against the Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare items, like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom or the enchanted Golden Carrot of Infinite Luck. Who knows what treasures you’ll uncover in our world?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing chickens and singing villagers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Bitch Moans

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the mobs are so wild, they’ll make you question why bitches moan when you fuck them! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes and building giant statues of Steve twerking. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget why you even joined in the first place. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
New Chunks Explored:	326592	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Elf-tastic Adventures

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Are you tired of all the elf-centric Minecraft servers out there? Are you craving some good ol’ dwarf action in your gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole underground kingdom filled with dwarves who are obsessed with anime! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds while watching your favorite dwarf anime on giant screens scattered throughout the caves. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Villages Defended:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2