Yo yo yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we promote mitotic spindle formation by linking microtubules with actin cytoskeleton! Why should you join, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a lil story. One time, a player on our server was building a giant roller coaster but accidentally mixed up the blocks and ended up creating a real-life roller coaster that shot players into outer space! True story, bro. So if you wanna experience some outta this world shenanigans and build some epic structures, come join us now! Plus, we got llamas that can do the cha-cha slide, how cool is dat? Don’t miss out, join us today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • KimJongCraft

    KimJongCraft
    LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR NORTH KOREA WILL SEND 10,000 SOLDIERS TO YOUR HOUSE! 😱😂

    WE HAVE THE MOST EPIC BATTLES YOU’VE EVER SEEN, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS 🥕 OR TROLLING YOUR FRIENDS BY TURNING THEIR HOUSES INTO GIANT TOILETS 🚽

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS WHO WILL GRANT YOU WISHES LIKE FLYING ON A PIG 🐷 OR TURNING INTO A CREEPER AND SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYONE 😈

    JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF KIM JONG-UN’S ARMY OF CREEPER SOLDIERS! 😂🤣🤪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SkyMineIL

    SkyMineIL

    Min ski server with cool staff ranks chests unlock AFK areas and more!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Star Shards Collected: 84 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night

    MinedHype: The Server Where Your Diamonds Disappear and You Cry Yourself to Sleep Every Night
    Server IP play.minedhype.com
    Website https://minedhype.com
    Location US WEST
    Java Version 1.21.1
    Bedrock Version 1.20.80 – 1.21.30

    Our online web map has returned! https://map.minedhype.com/

    Friendly long-term public survival server (No P2W) that has been around for over 5 years since we started our world in Minecraft 1.14, with over 16,300+ unique players ever joined, mostly vanilla, grief protection, no whitelist, no pay-2-win, & no economy plugin! Bedrock & Java Cross-Play! Long-term Overworld & Nether with claims enabled, both worlds will never be reset! No set world border or spawn, players are spread out all over the world randomly! Use /rtp to randomly teleport in range of 50k blocks from center spawn point & find a comfy location to set a /home! Grief is allowed if the area is NOT claimed! CoreProtect is also used to help protect the server. Public shopping district area where anyone can apply to have a shop, type /tpshop to teleport there!

    Connect to Server IP: play.minedhype.com (Default ports for both Bedrock(19132) & Java(25565))

    Server Info/Rules: https://minedhype.com/minecraft

    Map: https://map.minedhype.com/

    Discord: https://discord.gg/Sb4dkkT

    Shopping District: https://minedhype.com/shops

    Player Statistics: https://stats.minedhype.com

    Build Gallery: https://minedhype.com/builds

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can connect to the server IP play.minedhype.com using either Bedrock or Java versions of Minecraft.

    Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

    A: No, there’s no whitelist for the server. You can join directly and start playing.

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?

    A: No, the server is free of pay-to-win elements. It’s a fair and friendly environment for all players.

    Q: Can I claim land to protect my builds?

    A: Yes, you can claim land in both the Overworld and Nether to protect your builds. Claims won’t be reset.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: Griefing is allowed in areas that are not claimed. Make sure to protect your builds by claiming your land.

    Q: How can I set up a shop in the shopping district?

    A: You can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district. Use the command /tpshop to teleport there and apply for a shop.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old openings? Look no further, because our server has the most epic and outrageous openings you’ve ever seen! Picture this: you spawn in the middle of a giant cake made entirely of diamonds, with pigs flying around wearing top hats. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or race against your friends on flying pigs through a maze of lava and obsidian. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out enchanted armor!

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can experience the insanity and hilarity of our server’s openings? Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever seen before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP

    Italy Israel Football Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Italy-Israel football match, and that’s saying something!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken faster than you can say “GOOOAAALLL!” You’ll never know who to trust, just like the referees in that game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama named Ronaldo who spits at anyone who gets too close. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the most chaotic, thrilling, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in a Italy-Israel football match!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dimension Hops: 9 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP

    GrownUpGamer Minecraft SMP
    Remember that time you accidentally set your house on fire in Minecraft because you thought lava would make a cool fireplace? Yeah, that was the moment you knew you were no longer a child. But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace your inner child and encourage you to make even more questionable decisions.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less awkward family dinners. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and take your Minecraft skills to the next level, come join us and see just how far you can push the boundaries of sanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 238 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • TalentlessButCool

    TalentlessButCool
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

    Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

    So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

    Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks
    So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

    So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

    And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • TerraCrafts Survival

    TerraCrafts Survival

    Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Tophat

    Tophat

    Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

    Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

    Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

    – Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

    – Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

    – Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

    Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 1223

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Runes Activated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Crops Grown: 7015

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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