so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Meteorites Collected: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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