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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6153 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 4944 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!
so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!