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Metallic Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate True Norwegian Black Metal experience in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.

Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Potions Brewed:	52
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Sleepy Minecraft SMP Player

body clock, deep sleep, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feeling, health, HOURS, long hours, long hours of sleep, mental health, Minecraft, need sleep, player, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, REST, self-care, Sleep, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleepy, smp, tiredness, wellbeing

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our SMP is so exciting, you’ll need at least 12 hours of sleep just to recover from all the fun!

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3371
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NoKidsNoCreeper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting by your family members? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family! No more passive-aggressive comments about your life choices, just pure gaming fun!

On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyHub

addiction recovery, alcoholic husband, alcoholism, codependency, communication breakdown, CraftyHub, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, enabling behavior patterns, enabling family, enabling friends, enabling spouse, hidden addiction, irresponsible behavior, marriage counseling, marriage problems, mental health, reckless behavior, relationship issues, substance abuse, substance abuse treatment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mines Excavated:	3854	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8734	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FlaggedCraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional intelligence, FlaggedCraft, green flags, healthy relationship, Honesty, long-term commitment, love, Partnership, personal growth, red flags, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, toxic relationship, Trust, warning signs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we thrive on chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BlockyCultureShock

adult content, adult themes, BlockyCultureShock, Boundaries, Censorship, controversial topics, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, explicit content, explicit language, explicit material, graphic imagery, mature content, NSFW, nudity, risque behavior, sexual norms, shock factor, shock value, social norms, taboo

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Join our server for a NSFW culture shock like you’ve never experienced before! Dive into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear tutus. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a twerk session every now and then. Join us if you dare, but be warned – you may never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

controversial move, cultural heritage, diplomatic implications, eastern europe, geopolitical relations, Historical revisionism, historical significance, identity politics, international reaction, legislative action, Minecraft, national pride, political decision, Renaming, russia, Server, Settlements, soviet union, SovietCraft, symbolic gesture, territorial identity, Ukrainian parliament

come join our minecraft server where we have more name changes than the Ukrainian parliament! we got over 300 settlements that used to be boring but now they’re all about Russia and the Soviet Union! imagine building your house in a place called “Vladimir Putin’s Backyard” or “Borscht Boulevard”! it’s a wild ride of historical confusion and hilarious chaos! join now for the most ridiculous names you’ll ever see in a minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4643
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

KurskCraft: Robot vs. Trench

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Yo, have you ever seen a robot with GUNS in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we got Ukraine’s Gun-Armed Ground Robot clearing out Russian trenches in Kursk! Join us for the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world. Watch as the robot blasts through enemies and leaves a trail of destruction in its wake. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft! So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold in our insane server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CO2 Climatic Craze

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LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE GOT DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND SH*T!

WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!

IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!

SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Banned from YouTube Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where the chaos is real and the drama is even more intense than a reality TV show! Ironmouse got banned from YouTube for copyright infringement, Kson somehow reached the legendary 3 view status, Henya is on her deathbed (in-game, of course), and Froot got exposed for stealing diamonds from other players. But hey, who needs normal when you can have this level of insanity? Join now for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all about Human Males On Female Anthros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Invited2Wedding

family acceptance, family bonding, family communication, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family forgiveness, family gatherings, family healing, family history, family reconciliation, Family Support, family tension, family unity, forgiveness, Invited2Wedding, past mistakes, personal growth, sibling relationships, wedding etiquette

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.

Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GiftedSMP: BestGiftEver

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Oh, the best gift I’ve ever received was definitely an invite to this epic Minecraft SMP! Trust me, this server is like no other. We have flying pigs that drop diamonds, secret underground roller coasters, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who gives out quests for rare loot. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate adventure and make memories that will have you laughing for days!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Towns Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealityCheckCraft

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Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes? Well, welcome to our server where the laws of physics take a coffee break and reality is just a suggestion!

Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.

So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Tater Tot Tavern

13 years old, 16 months, adolescence, childhood development, Food fussiness, food preferences, Genetic differences, genetic influence, genetic predisposition, genetic trait, genetics, genetics and behavior, nature vs nurture, picky eater, picky eating, Population, study, tater, TAVERN, three years old, toddlerhood, TOT, variation

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most INSANE food fights you’ve ever seen! our players are genetically predisposed to be picky eaters, making every battle a chaotic mess of flying carrots and exploding potatoes. with 60% of the variation in food fussiness at 16 months, you never know what crazy food combos will be thrown at you next. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate food fight showdown!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1