SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

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Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KindCraftKindness

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Have you ever been wandering through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft, only to have a fellow player swoop in and save you from a horde of angry zombies? Well, on our server, that kind of random act of kindness happens all the time! Our players are so generous, they’ll not only give you a diamond sword to fend off the baddies, but they’ll also build you a cozy little cottage to rest your blocky head in.

One time, a player was lost in the Nether and about to be engulfed by a sea of lava when another player rode in on a majestic flying pig and whisked them away to safety. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft community where kindness reigns supreme and pigs can fly, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find yourself on the receiving end of a random act of kindness that will leave you laughing and smiling for days.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Gods Slained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where solar energy is the key to everything! our world is powered by the sun, literally! watch as the sun beams down on our pixelated land, giving us all the power we need to build and survive.

join us and harness the power of the sun to create epic structures and machines that will make even the most seasoned minecraft player jealous. our solar-powered world is constantly growing and evolving, just like the real world’s renewable energy sector.

so come on over and join us for some sunny fun in the world of minecraft! who needs coal and redstone when you have the power of the sun on your side? let’s build a world that’s brighter and more sustainable than ever before.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Zombie Dances:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	597340
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1847
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8988	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6801

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2486	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	340520	Meteorites Collected:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.