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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1743 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 6608 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.