Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate comfort food for your gaming soul!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining expeditions to find the rarest of diamonds (guarded by evil llamas, of course), and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties with creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where we hoard all the enchanted golden apples and TNT. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of bacon!

So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and feast on some seriously wacky adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

    UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server
    so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

    that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

    so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KimPutinCraft

    KimPutinCraft
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Alien Panic Attack Server

    Alien Panic Attack Server
    join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

    so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sync SMP

    Sync SMP

    Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

    Key Features:

    – PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

    Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version 1.21.1, Available on Java & Bedrock
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
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    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Villages Defended: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5673 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Animals Bred: 132 Potions Brewed: 95

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1305
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Farms Harvested: 487
    Star Shards Collected: 153 Enchantments Applied: 153

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Crops Grown: 8783
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Gods Slained: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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