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BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Secret Passages Found:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	813	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1883
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	361	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	651
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Dragon Eggs Found:	9786
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Emeralds Found:	9441	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6466	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4658	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	9884	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mines Excavated:	1738
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Star Shards Collected:	245	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	153
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Players:	93/100	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	38	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4