SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Focused Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Best SURVIVAL server in BRAZIL!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

XYZZY SlimeFun

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	3307
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

2b2t.es

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	5905	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

play.minewar.fun

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

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Coronacation

1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

IP – corona.cubed.pro

Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

Voter Ranks

[Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

[Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

Common Questions –

How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [Vip] voter rank or higher.

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Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	471	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hardcore Anarchy

Anarchy, Deathban, Hardcore, Survival

New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2613	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	721847

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

pixelcraft

Survival

Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minionsmc

Bedwars, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Alien Abductions:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Velaris

Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to Velaris!

ALL GIRLS

– New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoldSMP

MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchantments Applied:	219
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

Antigrief, best, Claim, Collectibles, Community, Crates, Events, Friendly, Fun, Land, Lgbtfriendly, Lgbtqfriendly, Nogrief, PvE, Ranks, Semivanilla, smp, Spigot, Survival, Vanilla

Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

SwanCraft

In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

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IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA

Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

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✨ Map Info ✨

Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k

✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

✨ Events ✨

Falling Crate Keys

Map Art Contests

Movie Nights

Build Contests

Art Contests

Discord Events

Special themed events

When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.

NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Towns Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

OP Miners

Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Ores Mined:	2074
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Based, Bedrockedition, communities, crossplay, Difficulty, Fetalfeast, HARD, PvP, Semi, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, Survival, Svensk, Svenska, Sweden, Swedish, Tokens, Vanilla, Vanillabased

Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

Photo credits: MMB Studios

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Sleepii Tiime

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	210	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

3319325537721648691

Survival, Vanilla

Want to try the hardest seed in Minecraft?

We host an SMP server running the hardest seed in Minecraft Bring your 200 IQ and join our server to try this famously difficult (100% real) seed spawn See how far you can grind in this resource-scarce island mini world Compare your progress, stats and screenshots of your builds with other players Server IP: play.3319325537721648691.com Learn about the history of the seed: https://discord.gg/GXyKx7cWmd

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	6050	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.