SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Star Shards Collected:	160	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Votes:	8184	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Emeralds Found:	1167
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6568	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	7

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	4192
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	697
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9049
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	285

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchantments Applied:	287	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	7113
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4779
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585