SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Meteorites Collected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

ValhallaCraft SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

mc.valhallacraft.org:25576

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchantments Applied:	256
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Towns Built:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Java IP: doonplex.ggs.gg Twitter: https://twitter.com/DoonPlex Discord: https://discord.gg/ZaxCddvyvp TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@doonplex?lang=en Twitch:https:https://www.twitch.tv/doonplex Minigames: -SMP -SkyBlock -Spartan Wars -Mining Dead -PartyGames -Murder Mystery -Cops&Culprits -BlockHunt -HungerGames

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3008
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Towns Built:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crops Grown:	9825	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Votes:	7855	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Votes:	7189	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Votes:	9270
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	3715	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

sweetpeamc.com