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Imagine a Movie Minecraft SMP

Characters, Cinematic, couple, Drama, dream, emotional, FANTASY, Fiction, film, imagination, Imagine, love, Minecraft, Movie, Plot, relationship, Romantic, screenplay, script, smp, Storyline, storytelling

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	9960	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. They had to defeat the evil disco king to claim the legendary diamond sword of funkiness. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a flying pig to the Nether.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and become part of our wacky community where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mashallah’s Epic Minecraft Server

brotherhood, community support, Conversion, Cultural differences, diverse backgrounds, embracing Islam, Epic, faith community, faith journey, Islamic faith, Mashallah, mashallahbrothers, Mashallahs, Minecraft, Muslim men, Muslim women, religious beliefs, religious conversion, reverting, SEA girls, Server, Sisterhood, spiritual growth, spirituality

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	5539
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because mashallahbrothers is here to spice things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled SEA girls who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other.

Legend has it that these SEA girls can build a castle in under 5 minutes and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed. Plus, they have the power to summon diamond blocks out of thin air and make mobs dance to their commands.

But that’s not all! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to exclusive events like underwater treasure hunts, skydiving competitions, and even a petting zoo filled with friendly creepers. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls ruining your fun – our SEA girls have a special ban hammer that sends them straight to the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join mashallahbrothers today and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Good Bye Kadokawa Waifus Minecraft SMP

Acquisition, Anime, appreciation, BNHA, bye, controversy, Dedication, Diversity, Entertainment, Fandom, fictional characters, Girls, Good, Goodbye, KADOKAWA, LGBTQ, Media, Minecraft, mixed race children, representation, smp, Sony, speculation, waifus

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Void Gems Collected:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the players are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where the villagers are all secretly plotting against you, where the cows have formed a rebellion against the pigs, and where the chickens have learned how to wield swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s…our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon, a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. The creativity knows no bounds on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say they’ve seen him lurking in the shadows, others claim he’s the one leaving all those random blocks scattered around. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate Minecraft challenge?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Exoticalmc

Crates, Economy, enhanced experience, Exotical MC, Experience, Grief, Grief Prevention, java, Java 1.21.1, Keys, MONEY, Plugins, PvP, PVP ON, Rewards, Server, Survival, tags, Voting, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to Exotical MC, We are a server with PVP ON, Grief prevention, Crates, Tags and much more. We are running on Java 1.21.1

We have various different plugins for a more enhanced experience in our server.

By voting on our server you will get some additional rewards like money, keys and more. Hope to see you in the server.

exotical.mclogin.nl:25712

Flip Darling Minecraft Server

Darling, Flip, Flip Darling Retarded Husband Funny Relationship Humor Marriage Love Comedy Spouse Hilarious Joke Laughter Mockery Ridiculous Mocking Crazy Husband Silly Teasing Satire Playful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	523405	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	7677	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5359
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8262
Void Armor Forged:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	176	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Enchantments Applied:	268	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Villages Defended:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!

I Just Want A VR Game Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Bat, Combat, Entertainment, escape reality, FANTASY, First-Person, Fun, Game, Gaming, hitting things, immersive experience, Interactive, Minecraft, motion controller, Smashing, smp, stress relief, virtual environment, virtual reality, virtual world, vr game

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can bash things with a bat to your heart’s content! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Bat Bashers gang, who roam the land wreaking havoc and causing chaos with their trusty bats. Join them if you dare!

2. We have a secret underground bat fighting arena where players can battle it out to see who is the ultimate bat bashing champion. Will you rise to the challenge?

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a bat who was cursed to roam the land forever. Can you find and defeat this spooky specter?

4. We have a bat-themed parkour course that will test your skills and reflexes as you jump and swing your way through obstacles. Can you conquer the course and claim the title of Parkour Bat Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready to bash some things with a bat in the most outrageous ways possible!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8