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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mines Excavated: 4972
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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