Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Animals Bred:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6097	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	4026	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	185	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	679
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9678
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Towns Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
New Chunks Explored:	330765	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crops Grown:	2399
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.