Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5646	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	176	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1021	Meteorites Collected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
New Chunks Explored:	211565	Potions Brewed:	113
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!