Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Zombie Dances: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Gratopia

    Gratopia

    [1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HibiscusMC

    HibiscusMC

    Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 216
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7968 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9779 Crops Grown: 5544
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HaxMC

    HaxMC

    HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5897 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Shaded

    Shaded

    Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hjonkcraft Servers

    Hjonkcraft Servers

    Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Arcadia

    Arcadia

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 127 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Haven Network

    Haven Network

    Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DN Network

    DN Network

    Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • United Lands

    United Lands

    United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Potions Brewed: 23 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BrokenThrone

    BrokenThrone

    Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Melon Cloud

    Melon Cloud

    Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Villages Defended: 18 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 190 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Mantic Network

    Mantic Network

    We are a fast growing, friendly and fun Minecraft server community. Mantic server was originally founded back in 2015.Come give it a try at mso.mantic.gg

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Ruby

    Ruby

    Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DraconityMC

    DraconityMC

    Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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