Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
Mines Excavated: 4643 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • flairvanillamc

    flairvanillamc

    Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 51

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • When MC

    When MC

    Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

    Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

    We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

    So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 376
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

    Insane Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

    Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

    And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

    But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TherapistGoneWild

    TherapistGoneWild
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

    But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

    Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 351
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

    OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • OverheardOcelots

    OverheardOcelots
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

    Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

    We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Potions Brewed: 60 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarfare

    CraftyKoreaWarfare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

    Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos
    come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

    Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft
    do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 23
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Milkks Minecraft

    Milkks Minecraft

    Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

    Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

    Join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Properly Creative Minecraft Server

    Properly Creative Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

    Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

    Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Emeralds Found: 6159
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MomSharkLoanSnitch

    MomSharkLoanSnitch
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some real-life drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    We have players with crazy family stories like the one where a mom used her late father’s car as collateral for a title loan without her daughter’s knowledge! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

    Join now to experience the thrill of unexpected visits from debt collectors, heated arguments with family members, and the possibility of getting sued for violating privacy laws all while building your dream blocky world.

    Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Join now and brace yourself for the chaos that awaits you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SayItDoItMC SMP

    SayItDoItMC SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens can build epic farms and intricate traps better than any human player. And if you join our SMP, you might just learn their secrets and become a redstone master yourself!

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Yes, you read that correctly. Unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is gain the llamas’ trust and they will lead you to their hidden diamond stash.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with chicken engineers and diamond-hoarding llamas, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what other crazy secrets and surprises await you in our wacky world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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