Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate fapping-focused experience! Our server is filled with AI perfection, perfect for those who enjoy plapping to the next level. We have prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion artists, NovelAI artists – basically, everything AIslop related!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a group of mischievous Endermen. And don’t even get us started on the time when a herd of pigs took over the server and declared themselves the ruling class.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and provide endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no flooding the chat with niche kinks – we have standards, you know.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Farms Harvested: 329
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family

    /MineFam/ – Minecraft SMP Family
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that’s guarded by a team of evil chickens. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the chickens will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who roams the land on a giant pig mount and challenges players to epic duels. Defeat him, and you’ll earn the title of Pigman Champion and a special set of diamond armor that’s so shiny, it blinds your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens – they’re no joke!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition

    SpookCraft: Bad Review Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate adrenaline rush? Look no further than our server, where you’ll experience the thrill of being chased by chainsaw-wielding mobs in every corner!

    Join our server for a haunted house experience like no other. Imagine being chased by chainsaw guys who will stop at nothing to pin you down with their chainsaws inches away from your face. It’s a heart-pounding adventure that will leave you screaming for more!

    But don’t worry, you won’t actually be in any danger. Our chainsaw guys are just there to give you a good scare and make sure you never forget your visit to our server.

    So come on over and join us for a terrifyingly good time. Just remember, if you hear the revving of a chainsaw, run for your virtual life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 118 Dragon Eggs Found: 4081

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CraftyPainzMC

    CraftyPainzMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Dimension Hops: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation

    Straw Chopped Maize Wheat Rotation
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we do some crazy stuff with maize-wheat rotation and chopped straw incorporation? Yeah, you heard me right! Our researchers have been going ham on this field experiment since 2007, and let me tell you, the results are mind-blowing! We’re talking about boosting the SOC stock in calcareous soils of subtropical mountain landscapes like never before!

    Imagine rolling up to our server and seeing fields of maize and wheat as far as the eye can see, with chopped straw flying everywhere! It’s like a farming frenzy up in here, but with a twist. And guess what? You get to be a part of it all! Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and eco-friendly, am I right?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride of soil carbon sequestration and sustainable agriculture. Trust me, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’re helping save the planet while playing Minecraft? Only on our server, baby! Let’s get planting and chopping, and watch those SOC stocks soar to new heights!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Towns Built: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Craftfire Smp

    Craftfire Smp

    Welcome To The Craftfire Network. This server is made for the people cracked/premium , java/pe to play together and get a Modern Servers like experience. And also we tried to make this server on modern features and plugins of Minecraft and We hope You will really enjoy our Craftfirer network… Soo join now and become a part of this community .

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Potions Brewed: 93 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft.EU

    PixelCraft is the nicest Dutch survival server because it has a close-knit, friendly community where everyone is welcome! The server offers a unique combination of challenging survival gameplay and fun extras, such as custom quests and events. With an active team of moderators, the server remains safe and fair, and there are regular new updates that keep the experience fresh and exciting. Whether you like building, exploring or playing with friends, you’ll always have fun at PixelCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Ores Mined: 6665 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!

    FreakyCraft 1.21: More vanilla, less spice!
    FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Welcome to FreakyCraft Minecraft Server

    Discover a unique survival experience with our community-driven server!

    Server Details

    Server Type Survival
    Datapacks VanillaTweaks
    Plugins EssentialsX
    Commands /tpa, /home, /rtp
    Community Friendly and helpful
    Events Build battles, PvP battles
    Discord Join our Discord server

    Server Information

    Java IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock IP: freakycraft.mynetgear.com

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    FAQ

    Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing bases is not allowed on the server.

    Can I steal from other players’ bases?

    Yes, stealing from bases is allowed on the server.

    Are PvP battles allowed?

    Yes, PvP combat is allowed on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Enchantments Applied: 109

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server

    Nigger Jeet Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 96 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5057
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP

    Cool Nerds Window Peeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with window-peeing, “security” pervs with smug attitudes? Look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where tech workers have transformed from cool nerds to hilarious pranksters!

    Picture this: Instead of building boring old houses, players are creating giant statues of their favorite memes. And forget about mining for diamonds, we have a secret underground disco full of treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots!

    But that’s not all – our server is protected by a team of llama bodyguards who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your builds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cheese!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with our wild and wacky community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Farms Harvested: 775 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1118 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • WeddingDrama Minecraft Server

    WeddingDrama Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

    Imagine a world where your stepdad mysteriously dies, your mom spirals back into drugs, and your stepbrother suspects foul play. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for a wedding invitation from your stepbrother, who insists on inviting your mom despite her shady past. Will you be able to handle the family drama and keep a smile on your face at the wedding? Or will you be caught in the middle of a showdown between family members?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, questionable motives, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your gaming life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 59
    Towns Built: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 6056 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires

    KimJongCraft: Accidental Hires & Fires
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. We got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But, like, the best part is that we accidentally hired a North Korean cyber criminal and now our server is, like, super hacked. But, like, in a good way, you know? It’s like a challenge to see if you can survive in a world where the bad guys are actually the good guys. So, like, come join us and see if you can outsmart a North Korean hacker while building the coolest castle ever. It’s gonna be, like, epic, bro.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 New Chunks Explored: 634939
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Critter Concert Ecoacoustics

    Critter Concert Ecoacoustics
    Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server out there, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the soil was so healthy, you could hear it singing! That’s right, the ground was jamming out to underground critter concerts all day and all night. It was like a rave, but with worms and bugs instead of people.

    And if you join our server, you’ll get to experience this wild ecosystem for yourself. You’ll be mining and crafting while listening to the sickest beats coming from the soil beneath your feet. It’s like having your own personal DJ, but instead of a dude with a turntable, it’s a bunch of earthworms throwing down some sick tracks.

    So come on down to our server and get ready to party with the soil! Who knew that ecoacoustics could be so lit? Join now and get ready to have the time of your life in the most unique Minecraft server around. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Will output MC

    Will output MC

    a survival server with its own uniqueness, come join and enjoy the excitement of playing on this server, with various complementary features that will complete your survival

    as well as several additional games that will help you make money on this server, what are you waiting for? Come on, join now

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3259 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Magic Items Found: 6440
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ZigbeastShow

    ZigbeastShow

    Welcome to ZigbeastShow network , the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a vibrant world filled with endless adventures, creative builds, and a friendly community. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an intrepid explorer, or a dedicated survivalist, there’s something for everyone here.

    **Features:**

    **Survival Mode:** Test your skills against the elements and monsters in our custom survival world. Gather resources, build your dream base, and thrive alongside fellow players!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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