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Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	233	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6259

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	195
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magic Items Found:	2310
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Star Shards Collected:	210	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8386	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Divine Spears Created:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anger Management Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	1836
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	207	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	143
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	3428
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2191

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimension Hops:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Zombie Dances:	4