| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 4153 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?
So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Ordeal Call missions where you can earn rewards like Torch of Nova, Torch of Morning Star, Stellar Sand, and even summon powerful characters like Lady Avalon and Hephaestion.
And if that’s not enough, participate in our crazy Spring Novice Master Support Campaign where you can win Summon Tickets, SQ, Rare Prism, Golden Apples, and Silver Apples just by retweeting!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden world of Minecraft magic that you never knew existed. See you there!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, building roller coasters that go straight to the moon, and even participating in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Meek, a mysterious creature who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that one wish involves unlimited diamonds, another involves a pet creeper that won’t explode, and the third wish is a surprise that even we don’t know about yet!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 291490 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! Our server features a special “Honkies vs. Racism” mini-game where players can battle it out in epic showdowns to determine once and for all if racism was really invented by honkies. Will you join the side of the honkies or fight against them in the name of equality? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off insane stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors. Join his flock and conquer the land with the power of clucks and pecks!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will leave you in stitches? Come on over and let the good times roll!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 96 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Vox “Coward” Akuma defeated a horde of creepers armed only with a carrot and a pair of leather boots. And that was just a warm-up! On our server, you’ll have the chance to embark on insane quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and maybe even ride a llama into battle (if you’re lucky).
So, what are you waiting for? Join Vox “Coward” Akuma’s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re going to need it!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. But beware, for the Nether is also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pickaxe!
If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built parkour course, where you’ll have to jump, sprint, and dodge your way through a maze of obstacles to reach the coveted golden carrot at the finish line. And trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds – one wrong move and you’ll be falling into a pit of lava faster than you can say “Creeper!”
But that’s not all – we also host weekly build competitions where players can show off their creativity and compete for the title of Master Builder. Whether you’re building a towering castle, a bustling city, or a giant statue of a chicken, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs along the way. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky zombie pigmen – they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
