| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.
So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8247 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1876 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!
So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 67 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!
So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8516 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!
Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.
But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?
Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:
🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.
🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.
🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟
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| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 258 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.
But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?
So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.
Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
But that’s not all! The ender dragon was transformed into a giant kaiju terrorizing the land, and players had to team up with their favorite anime heroes to defeat it. And when you enter the Nether, you’ll find yourself in a waifu-filled wonderland where every block is made of pocky sticks and ramen bowls float in the air.
So, if you’re a fan of anime and manga, this server is the place to be. Join us now and embark on a weeb-tastic adventure like no other!
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3395 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we embrace the Latine culture with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with fiestas, sombreros, and maybe even a few llamas running around.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden taco stand where they could trade diamonds for delicious tacos made by our resident Latine chef, Juanita. They ate so many tacos that they gained the power of teleportation and could travel to any corner of the map in the blink of an eye!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pinata Dungeon, where players can battle fierce pinatas filled with rare loot. Rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss pinata, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Latine gods themselves!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Viva Latine!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
