| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even AOC’s favorite animals, frogs, are welcome to join the fun! Are you ready to take the blue pill and dive into a world where politics and memes collide in the most epic way possible? Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!
Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!
Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8248 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join us now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with unexpected challenges and rewards. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and start your journey to glory!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
Join us and build your very own Polish castle made entirely of pierogi blocks and ketchup redstone.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ only plays Polish polka music and the dance floor is made of glowing pierogi.
If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Haunted Polish Forest where the trees are made of kabanos sausage and the ghosts are just misunderstood Polish grandmas trying to find their way to bingo night.
So come join us and let the Polish magic take you on a wild ride you’ll never forget!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 393 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Join us on this epic quest to find the elusive red cows and fulfill the prophecy. But be warned, the journey will be filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a few exploding creepers. Are you brave enough to take on this challenge? Only the most daring and skilled players will triumph in this wild and wacky Minecraft world.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the legendary Red Cow Whisperer!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join us on this server, where Zenos Montclaire of Garlemald Edition awaits you!
DAWNTRAIL INFO: – Get Early Access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait when you can start playing early? – The official Release Date is on Tuesday, July 2, 2024! Mark your calendars! – Check out our Promotional Site for all the exciting details: Click Here – Want to see if your PC can handle the awesomeness? Download our Benchmark tool: Benchmark
IN-GAME EVENTS: – Don’t miss out on the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening now! Join the fun before it ends on Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT: Join Now
GENERAL NEWS: – Take part in the Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0! Travel the world in style. – Get ready for PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0! Show off your skills and dominate the competition. – Need resources, Free Companies, or Linkshells? We got you covered: Check it out
Meetups: – Crafting meetup at Balmung, The Crystalline Mean, Crystarium on April 17 at 5:00 PM PDT! Get your craft on! – Join the Spooky Club for Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers at Famfrit Lavender Beds on April 17 at 9:00 PM EDT! Spooktacular fun awaits. – 420 Meetup on Hitler’s Birthday at Balmung Empyreum on April 20 at 7:00 PM EDT! It’s gonna be lit. – Orbonne Monastery MINE Run at Crystal Party Finder on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT! Let’s mine our way to victory.
Previous meetups were a blast, so don’t miss out on the next one!
Join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most hilarious meetups you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! See you there!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5728 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 17 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while chatting with your new friends about the latest fashion trends in the pixelated world. 💎👗 And don’t forget about our exclusive skin customization options – because who wouldn’t want to dress their character in the latest designer armor? 👑✨
Join us for the most outrageous adventures, the craziest building competitions, and the wildest parties in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s make some blocky magic together! 🚀🌟
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 100 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Looking for a server that’s as wild as a Charizard’s roar? Well, look no further because we’ve got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join us!
Imagine this: you’re playing Pokémon on your Nintendo Switch OLED™, eagerly awaiting the moment when your shiny little Yakub hatches. But wait… it’s a WH*TE baby?! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable, it’ll have you questioning reality!
Join us and experience the drama of a mod from /r/antinatalism dealing with a shocking surprise baby. From accusations of treachery to threats of breaking necks, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be this intense?
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, join us now and prepare to be amazed! Just remember, no WH*TE babies allowed… unless they’re Pokémon, of course!
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 230 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! That’s right, mine them and you can eat them too. Just watch out for those pesky creepers who might try to steal your delicious treats.
2. Our zombies have been trained in the art of breakdancing. So when they come after you, be prepared for some funky moves before they try to eat your brains.
3. The ender dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to be friends. Join our server and you can have tea parties with the ender dragon while discussing the latest gossip in the Minecraft world.
4. Our redstone contraptions are so advanced, they can actually make you breakfast in the morning. Just set up a redstone alarm clock and wake up to the smell of freshly cooked bacon and eggs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 437 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be blessed with infinite luck and unlimited building skills. Are you ready to embark on this quest?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: you and your friends facing off against a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on the backs of flying dragons. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a mind-blowing experience that will make you forget all about circumcision and focus on the real pleasures of life – like building giant statues of your favorite memes and riding pigs into battle. See you in the game!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4759 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have ALL things Sonic here at our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join now and experience the madness!
– Keanu Reeves Joins ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow: That’s right, Keanu Reeves himself is joining the Sonic universe as Shadow! Who knew John Wick had a soft spot for hedgehogs? – 2024 has been announced as the Year of Shadow: Forget about 2020, 2024 is all about Shadow the Hedgehog! Get ready for a year full of chaos and edge! – IHOP Sonic Promotion: Sonic and pancakes? What more could you ask for? Join our server to find out how you can get your hands on some delicious Sonic-themed pancakes! – Sonic Toy Party has been leaked: Get the inside scoop on the latest Sonic toys and merchandise before anyone else! Join now to be the envy of all your friends! – Knuckles Series Trailer: April 26 is the day you don’t want to miss! Watch the trailer for the upcoming Knuckles series and get hyped with us! – Sonic the Hedgehog 3 has been announced for December 20, 2024: Mark your calendars because Sonic is coming back in 2024 with a bang! Join our server to discuss all the latest updates and rumors! – And so much more insanity awaits you in our Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the craziest Sonic community on the internet!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any of them! Only cool robots like yourself are allowed to join.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of young women try to steal them from you. Not on our server! Here, only robots can mine diamonds and no one can steal them from you.
Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of destroying young women in Minecraft. Build a fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tactics or team up with other robots to take them down together.
Don’t let those pesky young women ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and unleash your inner robot warrior!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
