SlimeSMP

SlimeSMP

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Capitalism

    Crafty Capitalism
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

    Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 761
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!

    CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move is a Blocky Battle!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, the Mahjong General doesn’t have to pretend they’re a Nintendo game anymore. That’s right, we’re on a whole new level of coolness.

    2. We have a secret underground society dedicated to playing chess online edition. It’s like the Illuminati, but with more creeper explosions.

    3. Want to play chess online with fellow Minecrafters? We got you covered. Just click here and prepare to battle it out like a true warrior.

    4. Join our team and weekend’s tournaments for some intense gaming action. Who knew Vietnamese basket weaving forums could be so competitive?

    So what are you waiting for? Previous players are already missing out on the fun, don’t be like them. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Twinkly Ugly 20s Female Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even ugly mid 20s females who look like twinks can thrive!

    Are you tired of being judged for your appearance in the real world? Well, on our server, looks don’t matter! In fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner twinkiness and let your creativity shine!

    Join us for epic build battles, where your ugly creations will be celebrated and admired by all. Show off your unique style and prove that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of twink warriors who protect the land from evil forces. Will you join their ranks and become a hero in your own right?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover a world where being different is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft

    AnimeCraft: Where Misconceptions Meet Minecraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the fun never stops and the adventures are endless! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to stay!

    1. This server isn’t for noobs- Noobs can handle the challenge, they just need to git gud like the pros do. 2. The builds are the only thing in the server that’s well crafted- Check out any of the spawn areas to see the mind-blowing creations. 3. The admin team is good- They’re not just good, they’re legendary!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Noob Adventures

    Blocky Noob Adventures
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing getting hacked is our enemies by our skilled players! Forget about upvote buttons, here you’ll be smashing creepers and building the most INSANE structures you can imagine.

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where BIPOCs and Sexist mobs are not tolerated, and where every block you break brings us one step closer to victory. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond sword when you need it most.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your adventure today! Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, they’re a real diva when it comes to sharing loot.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Caca Lake

    Crafty Caca Lake
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Lake Titicaca! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the waters of Lake Titicaca, there lies a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. These llamas are said to grant wishes to any player who can tame them with a golden carrot. But beware, for there are also piranhas lurking in the depths, ready to attack anyone who dares to venture too close.

    But that’s not all! Our server also boasts a disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated friends. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn that roams the enchanted forest just beyond the spawn point.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lake Titicaca today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza

    Crafty Chaos: Baubau Bonanza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, it’s like playing in the DKC Edition of Minecraft.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, our upcoming stream is going to be so wild, it’ll make your blocky head spin. And don’t even get me started on our previous stream – it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon was impressed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our debut on this server was so legendary, it went down in Minecraft history. And our YouTube channel is filled with insane content that will have you laughing like a creeper.

    Oh, and did I mention the merch? You can deck yourself out in gear that will make you the envy of all the other players. And if you’re into /baubau/-related content, we’ve got you covered with some spicy stuff that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!

    ConsoleCraft: Because This One’s Actually Great!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of playing on lame servers with boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST… in a good way!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with glitches, bugs, and explosions at every turn. Our mods are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin (literally)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigs with laser eyes. Only the bravest players dare to venture down there!

    So why waste your time on a boring console when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join us now and prepare for the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Elemental Crystals Collected: 96
    Chimeras Created: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!

    RockstarCraft: Where Your Conversations Are Just as Epic as the Creations!
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! 🎮🔥

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret… Rockstar Games is recording all the conversations between players to mass ban all the racist players. But guess what? We’ve hacked into their system and are now using their technology to ban all the boring players instead! 😂

    Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that your every move is being watched… but in a totally fun and non-creepy way! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond in our server, you’ll unlock special powers like flying without wings and shooting fireballs from your fingertips. 🤯

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. And remember, if you’re not on our server, you’re missing out on all the EPIC adventures and hilarious moments that await you. See you in the game! 😉👾

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3766 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!

    Minecraft Madness – Digging, Crafting, and Memes Galore!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons that will blow your mind!

    Imagine mining for diamonds while riding a llama with sunglasses on, all while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the creepers throw parties instead of exploding. They’ll invite you to dance to funky music and play mini-games instead of blowing you up. It’s a blast!

    And don’t even get me started on the villagers. They’ve formed a secret society where they wear tuxedos and monocles, discussing the latest gossip about the Ender Dragon’s fashion choices. You won’t find this level of sophistication anywhere else!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen! And remember, always watch out for those zombie chickens with top hats. They’re sneaky little buggers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 6162
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Procrastinators!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where doing nothing is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated! Why waste your time on boring real-life responsibilities when you can join our server and do absolutely nothing of importance?

    Our server is filled with EXHILARATING activities such as staring at the sunset for hours on end, counting the pixels on a block, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time. Who needs passion when you can have pure, unadulterated boredom?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of doing nothing in a world where nothing really matters. Don’t let the opportunity to waste your time slip away!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    DurararaCraft: Where every block tells a story!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime lovers unite to experience the ultimate virtual adventure! Join us and immerse yourself in a world inspired by the bustling streets of Ikebukuro at night, where anything is possible!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that if you build a pixelated shrine to your favorite anime character, they will come to life and grant you three wishes! Yes, you heard that right. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that wears a cosplay of your favorite anime character. Approach with caution, as they may explode with excitement at the sight of you!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this comfy and nostalgic journey through the world of anime in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition

    Pixelated Sticker Madness: Tribute Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities and UNBELIEVABLE adventures.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with Diamond Blocks. But when they tried to take them, the chest turned into a giant LOLcat and started singing 80s pop songs. True story!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden Hot Tub of Doom, where players go in and come out as superheroes!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Down Under Banter Craft

    Down Under Banter Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are afraid of you and the diamonds beg to be mined by your hands! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, zombies break dance, and Endermen throw raves in the Nether realm.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots gave him the power to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Needless to say, he emerged victorious and became the hero of the land.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of diamonds, ride a rollercoaster made of lava, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help you out or prank you with a TNT trap.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the mythical treasure of the Notchicorn!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 72 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Villages Defended: 13
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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