SlimeSMP

SlimeSMP

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Star Shards Collected: 218 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

    SnoozeCraft: Where Advent’s Stream is the Ultimate Insomnia Cure!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the boredom of watching Advent’s stream and join in on the WILDEST adventures!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of ROGUE llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and are on a mission to CONQUER all other servers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of WACKY villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a group of party-loving villagers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community on the internet. Who needs boring streams when you can have LLAMA battles and villager parties instead?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 652 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • WipeoutCraft: Where Minecraft meets wipeout series chaos! LOL

    WipeoutCraft: Where Minecraft meets wipeout series chaos! LOL
    Alright, buckle up your minecart seatbelts because you’re about to enter the most epic Minecraft server of all time!

    Imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and endermen are the ultimate fashion icons. That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down and inside out in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous wipeout series, where players compete in anti-gravity racing championships that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have diamond armor that gives you the power to fly like a majestic ender dragon. Plus, our community is filled with the craziest and most fun-loving players you’ll ever meet.

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 106 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • WNBAcraft: Where even the mobs demand equal pay!

    WNBAcraft: Where even the mobs demand equal pay!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we believe in giving WNBA players their fair share of diamonds! Yes, you heard that right – we pay our players in diamonds because who needs emeralds when you can have bling bling?

    Join our server and witness the magic of WNBA players battling it out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Watch as they build towering castles and mine for rare resources with the finesse of a pro gamer.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s a party like no other, trust us.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a WNBA player who will teach you how to slam dunk like a pro!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Dimension Hops: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 121 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyBag Adventures – Join the Blue Archive General Fun!

    CraftyBag Adventures – Join the Blue Archive General Fun!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is like a bag of tricks, filled with surprises and unexpected events that will keep you on your toes! You’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

    2. Looking for a place to hang out with your Circles/Clubs/Friends? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to meet new friends and create unforgettable memories together.

    3. Ever heard of a Minecraft server with 4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shorts? Neither have we, but we have it all! Get ready for some mind-blowing content that will leave you laughing for days.

    4. Our server is so popular, even the JP Livestream is talking about it! Join now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe.

    5. Need some banners to show off your style? We’ve got you covered with exclusive banners featuring characters like Kazusa, Reisa, Natsu, and more! Your Minecraft avatar will be the envy of all other players.

    6. Events on our server are like no other. From SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council to Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    7. Content on our server is top-notch, with Grand Assaults like Gregorius and The Fury of Set waiting for you to conquer them. Are you up for the challenge?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 72133 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional

    TummyGrabbers Minecraft: Where social skills are optional
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where grabbing tummies is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to grab as many tummies as you can.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tummy fortress, where players must navigate through a maze of belly buttons to reach the ultimate treasure chest filled with enchanted tummy ticklers.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grabbing tummies like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 25 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute

    AutoMuteCraft: Where DBZ Soundtrack Plays on Mute
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there was a server where dragons roamed freely and unicorns pranced through the meadows. But then, tragedy struck! The DBZA soundtrack was automuted, and chaos ensued. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on this server, the DBZA soundtrack still plays loud and proud!

    Join us now and embark on quests to defeat the evil Creeper King and unlock the secrets of the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny. Build your own castle, tame a giant chicken, and ride off into the sunset on a pig with wings!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    But remember, on this server, the DBZA soundtrack will never be silenced. It’s the end of an era, but the beginning of a whole new adventure!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Falling into the Void: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 50
    Crops Grown: 9556 Ores Mined: 1986
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition

    TransCraft: Would You Rather Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance with you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns that poop rainbows and creepers that tell dad jokes.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of talking llamas who will trade you rare items for a good joke. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wonderful world filled with magic and mayhem!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!

    Crafty Canucks & Crazy Americans – The Cum Server!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll learn absolutely nothing! Our “educational” edition is perfect for those who want to avoid any form of intellectual growth while playing video games.

    Join us for a chance to ride on giant flying llamas and battle against zombie unicorns in epic quests for the rarest loot. Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will boogie down with you as you mine for diamonds.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get exclusive access to our secret underwater disco party where you can dance with mermaids and jellyfish while avoiding the wrath of the evil squid king.

    So why waste your time on boring, educational servers when you can have a wild and wacky adventure with us? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Emeralds Found: 9804

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

    CraftyGamerDudes: The Final Showdown

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most insane server you’ve ever seen!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a spoon! Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and obsidian, and have a pet dragon that breathes fire on command!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs CGDCTbros when you can have all this craziness on our server?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

    Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

    Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 New Chunks Explored: 344953
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469

    Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 465453469
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild adventure filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles with giant chickens.

    Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples! And don’t forget about the legendary creeper that tells jokes while exploding (it’s a real blast)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also known for its INSANE mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT blocks trying not to explode, or “Pig Racing” where you can ride on the back of a pig and race against other players to the finish line.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Potions Brewed: 35
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ores Mined: 6361
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans

    Minecraft Inkopolis – Splatoon Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most inkredible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because on our server, you can dive into a world where Baby Chicks, Li’l Bunnies, and Bear Cubs battle it out in epic Splatfests!

    Join us and witness the chaos as players fight for dominance in our fresh Season that’s on until 5/31. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

    But that’s not all! Our server is equipped with the latest Version 7.2.0 patch notes straight from the Nintendo gods themselves. You won’t find this kind of exclusive content anywhere else!

    And if you’re looking for a place to show off your gear, weapons, and collectibles, look no further than our server’s catalog where you can browse through all the inkcredible items available.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness, join the fun, and experience a Minecraft server like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition

    Digging for Diamonds: Therapy Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of feeling down about yourself? Well, look no further because joining our server will boost your self-esteem to levels you never thought possible!

    Picture this: you log in and immediately POOF! You’re now the ruler of a majestic kingdom filled with sparkly unicorns and flying pigs. Your Minecraft character is now a supermodel with abs of steel and a killer fashion sense. People will bow down to you as you ride around on a diamond-encrusted llama.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are friendly. They’ll give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And if you ever feel sad, just type “/hug” in the chat and a virtual hug will magically appear to make everything better.

    So why waste another second feeling down about yourself? Join our server now and become the confident, powerful Minecraft overlord you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!

    Pixel Peen Palace: Where Adult Humor Meets Minecraft Fun!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the fun never stops! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons:

    – Our server is so wild that it’s considered adult humor in Japan! That’s right, you won’t find any boring builds or basic gameplay here. Only the most outrageous and hilarious adventures await you.

    – Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter?

    – We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our ridiculous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixelated Pervs and Picasso

    Pixelated Pervs and Picasso
    Welcome to the Doggystyle Edition Minecraft server! 🐶🕺

    Last time on /degen/: 📺👀 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments! 💥😂

    Reasons to join: – Experience the most insane block merging techniques you’ve ever seen! 🤯🔨 – Get comfy with our Node-based ComfyUI for the ultimate user experience! 🛋️🖥️ – Forge your own path with our stable diffusion webui Forge! 🔥⚒️ – Dive into the world of Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content like never before! 🌍👀🔞

    But wait, there’s more! – LoRa Training scripts for those looking to level up their skills! 📚💪 – PonyXL Information for all your pony needs and more! 🦄📝 – OP Pasta for a taste of the most deliciously degen content! 🍝🤤

    Join now for a chance to explore a world like no other, filled with excitement, laughter, and endless possibilities! 🌟🎮

    Disclaimer: No actual dogs were involved in the making of this server. 😉🚫🐕

    Remember, it’s not just a Minecraft server, it’s a way of life! 💻🌈🚀

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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