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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6242 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
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